How to be alone: if you want to, and even if you don't

The right kind of orphan, which will immediately make sense to everyone

Emergency contact left blank

Best friends forever, until forever runs out

Maybe someone else will love me and that will fix everything

Moving to New York City is not like the movies, I don't care what anyone tells you

I've always relied on the kindness of strangers, but, like, in a sad way

I liked dating you better in my head

What if this is as good as it will ever get : settling and you!

DIY support systems

Babies babysitting babies (includes "Just a few notes for our new babysitter," originally published by the New Yorker)

Am I the last hopeless romantic on Earth?

TV couples who have ruined me in the best way

Happy holidays to everyone but you, you lonely weirdo

You think you're done healing, then new wounds form and it begins again

All this pain must be worth it because you're supposed to be my soulmate

How to be alone.